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Do you like performing and/or receiving oral sex?

Veronica: I like performing oral sex on people that I trust and really like as a person; I’m not so big on the receiving part.

Doug: Yes, and yes.

Tara: For the right guy, I absolutely love performing oral sex. Honestly, if he doesn’t appreciate it or return the favor, I won’t be giving any. And yes, I absolutely love receiving.

Would you date someone who didn’t go down on you?

Veronica: Sure I would; I’m not sure if it’d be a long- term thing; eventually you have to be able to experience a lot of foreplay, and oral is part of that.

Doug: Probably, and it would bother me, but by the time I realized they never did it, it would be too late/awkward to bring it up.

Tara: It would really depend. If he understood that no going down on me means there would be no going down on him, I think things would be fine for awhile. The bottom line is I would probably get bored so I doubt that I’d be seeing him for very long.

Is it fair to expect oral sex in relationships?

Veronica: Yes. It’s one of the most intimate things you can do with a person!

Doug: Yes.

Tara: Absolutely, if you’re willing to give as well as receive.

In more than one drunk talk (a.k.a – research), the discussion has come up whether or not one kisses after oral sex. It’s a great question to bring up in a group of couples because the responses tend to lean in a predictable direction that is a ridiculous machismo double standard.

In my survey, (if I can call it research, then I can call my questions a survey), guys are asked: Imagine you are getting a blowjob as a pre-game to sex. She stops before you squirt, then moves up to start intercourse, and goes in for the kiss. Do you post-blowjob kiss?

I found there are really only two responses - the “no way” dudes and the “eh, whatever” guys.

I would love to say that the “no way” dudes had thoughtful, varied explanations, but it really wasn’t the case. Their responses were simply a knee-jerk reaction to something they thought they should think was gross or gay. While to each their own, I can’t imagine this type of thinking is opening any doors sexually. Even a “yeah, I am not really a fan of it, but now and then in the heat of the moment you lose track…” would be more understandable. But a flat-out no? I was surprised by the response.

I also found that these are the same guys who have no hesitation when asked if they thought their girls should kiss them post-eat out. “Oh yeah, that’s hot….” And they are right; it can be hot. Anything can be hot if you are into it. Sadly though, I think these men may need to step back and think about how their own inhibitions might affect the feelings of their women.

The other group of guys, whom I count myself among, are the “eh whatever” guys.  These guys generally are not out looking for some dick-tasting, but understand it more as a cost of doing business. Very rarely did I find anyone who was “into it,” but a number of guys were open to whatever happens during sex play.

While conducting my “survey” with women, I found the responses to be different and interesting. When asked if they would kiss a man after he’s gone down on her, most women fell into the “eh whatever” category, though nearly all appreciated a de-glazing of the lips on the way up to kiss. Further, unlike the men, many of the women thought it was hot either because it was in itself hot or because their guys though it was hot.

Very few women were in the “no way” camp; however, they do exist.

One of the best conversations I had was with two of my female friends. The first, a beautiful woman in her early 30s, said, “Yeah, of course he can eat me out and then kiss me.” She isn’t one to mince words. “What the fuck? It’s hot, I’ll give a blow job mid-fuck, so if I’ll do that, what’s the difference?”

My other friend, another beautiful 30 year old, looked at her puzzled. “If I am having sex, why would I want to stop?” It was a fair question, by all means. “Maybe to change positions,” she considered.

Proof once again that talking to women about sex is hot.

Oh, but I guess that wasn’t the purpose of my research. Honestly, I was surprised that women seemed more comfortable with the post-oral sex kiss. I imagined guys would be more into any sexual activity, especially if it involved a blowjob in some way. What do you think? Do you kiss after oral sex?

As a boy, Saturday mornings held so much promise and excitement. I remember waking up and running to watch my favorite cartoons. I would sit in front of the TV in my feet pajamas and watch for hours. My favorite was toss up between the original He-Man and Transformers. Of course, in later years, I would become quite fond of The Gummy Bears.

I don’t care what generation you grew up in (binding that you grew up with television), every male remembers the excitement of Saturday morning cartoons. While Saturday morning cartoons was/is by no means a specifically MALE thing to do, I do believe (after having many conversations later in life), the excitement and fond memories ARE specifically a male thing.

Men will stop mid-conversation and join a group of people talking about cartoons. I’ve seen TONS of dudes jump out of their seat to tell a group what their favorite Saturday morning cartoon was.

… And guys don’t change.

You might think your man is all grown up, but down in the pit of his heart, he is still a stupid young boy and he still likes silly boy stuff. That’s why he’ll laugh when someone farts and will watch the movie Old School like it’s his religion.

You can use this boyish behavior to your benefit. Next Saturday, give him a new reason to be excited about waking up early and seizing the day…

Give him a Saturday Morning Blowjob

The Saturday morning blowjob is just like Saturday morning cartoons in that it gives him something to wake up and be wide-eyed and excited about. Here’s how to make it as amazing as those early, elated Saturday morning cartoons:

• Make it wet. Just like my soggy bowl of Lucky Charms when I’d watch TMNT, I like my Saturday Morning Blowjob to be extremely wet. Nothing says good morning like a woman that you love and desire drooling over the head of your cock.

• Get a firm grip. Like He-Man blazing his sword towards Castle Grayskull, have a little extra grip for the Saturday morning blowjob. In the morning a man’s senses can be a little dulled, so be firm.

• Make it noisy. I like my Saturday Morning Blowjob to have a lot of heavy moaning, reminiscent of all the sensory delights that are part of the cartoon-watching experience. I am not a huge moaning guy… sometimes it’s cool, other times it just seems too needy. But when you are giving a Saturday Morning Blowjob, do your man a favor and moan like you are like an amateur porn star on her first screening (for those not familiar – that means A LOT). It really sends the signal that you aren’t just giving this blowjob to be “a nice girl” but rather that you have been thinking all night about sucking the life out of his cock. Sure… maybe that’s not true but he won’t know the difference.

• Keep it PG-13. Keep you bra and panties on, or even cute pajamas, when you’re going down on him. The cute, girlish look goes with the innocence of the Saturday morning excitement; think of Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake. DO NOT get nude… keep it real.

Giving your man the best Saturday morning he’s had since he was able to watch the Care Bears at 8am may get you head, but if you’ve got other things on your Saturday agenda, I promise he’ll be open to:

• Doing that chore that he has been putting off. Maybe he forgot to fix something? Maybe he keeps putting off writing thank you letters? Either way, it’s done now.

• Making breakfast in bed for you. You think he is going to say NO to you laying around and asking for breakfast in bed? Let me put it this way: If your man does say NO then leave him immediately b/c he’s a fucking sexist pig.

• Going shopping. I don’t necessarily mean a shopping spree or that he’s going to buy you a million gifts. What I mean is that he will give you that comforting, lovable and patient browsing and window shopping that you really want.

• Forgetting post-work-week grumpiness. This is one of the biggest complaints (the grumpiness) of most women – and here is a way around it.

How do I know this is all possible? How do I know that he’ll do these things (and more) if he gets a Saturday Morning Blowjob? Well… for one, I’ve got one and I’m living proof.

But I realize that not every man is like me…

I know because this is the exact logic that our parents used on us when we were younger and watching Saturday morning cartoons. We got to watch cartoons and then had to be dragged out of the house to do whatever our moms wanted.

Same principle, new tactic – use the Saturday Morning Blowjob wisely.