If you live anywhere in the Northeast, then you know that this has been the rainiest, grayest summer on record and that we’re all cranky and scurvy-ish. That’s why, if you want to get laid at all this summer, I suggest you head outside this weekend and get your sunshine on.
Now, I’m not a scientist, so I’m not uncomfortable making up facts. Like getting fresh air and sunshine makes you a better lover. Or that vitamin D is proven to make boners and boobs bigger. Or that there’s a correlation between between sunny weather and more frequent sex.
But you don’t need made up facts to head outside, right? Our moods do elevate after some time outdoors, and our skin does look a little better sun-kissed (but wear sunscreen - sunburns just look ridiculous and make sex painful). Since the sexiest season has been elusive this year, take in some sun when you can, and I’m sure you’ll feel more alive and amorous than you have in awhile.
I am going to take my own advice and head down to the beach for the weekend. I’m determined to prove that eating lobster rolls makes you orgasm. Have a sexy weekend.
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One advantage to living in Florida, I guess, is that Vitamin D deficiency isn’t ususally a problem, lol.
Only once have we ventured outside to have fun on a hillside which was completely private…. until we were full swing and a coach load of pensioners turned up… Never have I been so embarrassed
Although that was many years ago when we lived in the UK - so I suppose we should be adventurous and try again.
@ Dante d’Amore Florida sounds good right about now given how weird the summer has been in the Northeast. Thanks the comment!
@ Sex Toys Ha! I guess that would be a deterrent from trying the great outdoors again, but at least you’ve got a great story from it. Why not risk adding another? Thanks for stopping by.
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