Top 3 Cunnilingus Mistakes

From what we’ve gather from talking to our dear girlfriends and watching every season of Sex in the City, there are a few common complaints from women on cunnilingus. Below are the top 3 complaints we’ve heard from women when it comes to eating a girl out.

1. Complaining/joking about the way women taste. Yeah, the fish jokes are all hilarious, but if you want to get near a vagina, then you need to get over the smell factor. Oh, and stop acting like you’re in middle school. Each woman has her own unique taste and smell, so if you’ve had an unpleasant experience before, don’t give up on the muff diving yet.

2. Oral sex is not foreplay. Going down on a woman seems to be a quick and effective way to get her aroused and wet. In reality, if she’s not already turned on, it can feel irritating. Get her warmed up by kissing and teasing her all over, or by telling her how hot she is and how much you want her, before licking her sweet spot.

3. Stop switching it up. Variety may be the spice of life, but unless you want to be down there for 45 minutes, it is not good for cunnilingus. If you happen upon something she likes, keep doing that. Don’t move, don’t speed up, don’t increase pressure, don’t even breath unless she asks you to.

Avoid these 3 mistakes, and she’ll be purring. And, ladies, there are some mistakes you can avoid on the receiving end, too. Check out our cunnilingus etiquette for some oral sex advice.