whoopie school

In Wedding Crashers, Vince Vaughn’s character says, “Perhaps [we’ll] play a little game called “just the tip”. Just for a second, just to see how it feels.” Just the tip, of course, is the promise that some men make in order to initiate intercourse under the guise that only the tip of the penis will enter the vagina. While this is a bait-and-switch move, “just the tip” actually has some value in itself. The most dense concentration of nerves are in the penis head, and in the first two inches of the vaginal opening. What would it be like to really play a game of just the tip?

For Him: She focuses just on the head of the cock, or the glans. To do this, she holds the shaft in her hand, perhaps pulling the skin down to expose more nerve-endings on top. Then she licks and sucks just the tip of your dick.

For Her: He spends all his time and focus on the clit, specifically the little protuding nub. To start, he places his hand on her mons, or pubic mound, and pulls up, exposing the clit a little more. Then, gently (gently!) starts to lick the clitoral hood and glans. Graduate to gentle sucking, depending on her response.

For Both: This can be done a number of ways, but the most effective is if she is on top. While on top, she holds his cock. A reverse-grip (four fingers facing away from his head, thumb towards) works especially well. She stimulates herself using only the tip of the penis, either stroking her clit or inserting the tip and moving it in circles in the vagina.

The next time someone suggests “just the tip”, take him literally. He’ll either enjoy the game, or learn to ask for what he really wants next time.