whoopie school

The other night as I was getting ready for bed, I could distinctly tell I was in the mood. I hurriedly brushed my teeth, checked to make sure the doors were locked, and headed to bed – too late. He was already asleep. So I reached for my favorite self-service device: my backscratcher.

Surprised? Well, don’t be; everybody enjoys a good back rubdown. It happens to be my favorite thing, which annoys the shit out of my husband. I beg for backrubs like he does for blowjobs, with about the same success rate. Is there a correlation? Absolutely. Once that silly man figures out that rubbing my back is the fastest way to get me in the mood, he’s going to wish he hadn’t spent so much time complaining. To him, it seems like work. And it is. But once his big hands are on my skin, massaging out the stress of the day, I get all tingly down below. Sometimes you have to give to receive.

Let me explain. It’s fair to say that men think about and are ready for sex more often than most women. It isn’t fair that that’s the case, but that’s another blog post. Men tend to clumsily ask for sex when they’re in the mood, and yet dismiss any clues as to what would get her all wet and ready as work. But it’s precisely what your lady friend asks for that is annoying to you that will get her ready for sex. Maybe it’s doing the dishes after dinner, complimenting her appearance, giving a little affection, or just a nice backrub. Women do like sex as much as you do, it just takes a few extra steps to get there.

You think it’s annoying when she asks you to pick up your clothes off the floor? So is your constant boner. But if a clean bedroom puts her in the mood for romance, pick up your damn clothes and put that erection to good use already.

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