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Everyone wants to start the New Year off with a bang, some are just looking for the right (or right now) partner to pull it off with. If you’re single and looking to get laid when the ball drops, here are some New Year’s nookie tips:

• Get online. If you haven’t checked out the online casual sex scene, now might just be the right time. Sites like craigslist casual encounters, AdultFriendFinder, and FetLife (for BDSM and fetish community) cater to adults looking for intimate encounters with no strings attached.

• Get thee to a party. Find a good party in your area to attend, preferably one with the potential for booty. Skip your married friend’s dinner party and hit up a club that more singles will be attending.

• Get noticed. Since you’ll be socializing, why not make sure you get noticed? Put together a great, sexy outfit and head out with attitude. Be your best, confident self, and you’re sure to get some attention.

• Get reacquainted with an old flame. New Year’s Eve is a time when many look back and get nostalgic. That makes it a totally appropriate time to reconnect with old acquaintances. Send a casual email to that attractive former co-worker, friendly ex, or the crush you had in high school that you never got to consummate.

• Treat yourself. Since you probably saved some dough not having to buy a partner a gift, why not treat yourself to a little present of your own? A massage, a makeover, or a new outfit could give a little boost of confidence, making you more noticeable and attractive.

• Be prepared. Being ready for a sexual encounter is half the battle, or at least makes it go a lot more smoothly when you find a willing and able partner. Have condoms, lube, and whatever other accessory you need on hand, and make sure your apartment is clean and sex-friendly, or have an alternative.