whoopie school

Just because you have someone to kiss when the ball drops does not mean that you will have an orgasmic New Year’s Eve. If 2009 is the year you want to take things to new sexual heights, then why not kick it off with fireworks and festivities all your own? Here’s how to guarantee some nookie on New Year’s Eve:

• Set the mood. Tell your partner early in the day that you can’t wait to ravage his/her naked body at the end of the night. Continue teasing your partner throughout the day by whispering sweet nothings, sending dirty texts, and doing some light petting, but save the big release until after Ryan Seacrest says, “Seacrest out.”

• Buy a sexy gift. Yes, we know that you’re probably inundated with gifts and broke after Christmas, but one extra item isn’t going to hurt. Buy a sexy gift for your partner (or for each other!) to lubricate the night for hot sex. Lingerie, cologne, a vibrator with a remote control are all gifts that keep on giving, especially if they give you and your partner a naughty secret to share when you’re out on the town.

• Assume flirtatious personas. Sure, everyday you’re the bill-paying, house-cleaning, normal couple, but on New Year’s Eve you can be anyone you like. If you’re heading out to a party, get dressed separately and surprise your partner with a sexy outfit and attitude to match. If you’re staying in, try a little role-playing and live out a fantasy you’ve been thinking about.

• Moderate alcohol consumption. While New Year’s Eve is certainly a festive occasion, drinking too much can be a buzz kill when it comes to sexual performance. If you’ve ever been horny while your partner was passed out in his/her own vomit, then you understand why this tip is important. Share a bottle of wine or order up some nice cocktails, but avoid mixing drinks and doing shots if you want sex to be the focus of the evening.

• Dance. Whether you’re at a party or at home, put on some music that gets you in the mood and dance with each other. The physical closeness and touching is arousing, and the endorphins from dancing aren’t bad, either. If you’re not much of a dancer, you can achieve the same effect by touching your partner in a sensual, but non-sexual, way throughout the night. For example, brushing his arm as you hand him a drink or a putting your hand on her waist as you pass by are little erotic cues for what you have in mind later on.