Vacation Sex: Why Pool Sex is Never as Good as You Expect

There’s such an appeal to sex in the water – in the shower, in the hot tub, on the beach. And I have no idea why. Sure, it’s sexy. You’re almost naked, so you start thinking it would be fun to get freaky poolside – but it really isn’t. Here’s the simple science behind it – too much lubrication, not enough friction. It sounds crazy, I know, but it’s true.

Still, there’s no reason that the summer can’t bring sexual opportunities that get a little wet. We recommend:

• Skinny-dipping. I’m not sure who invented bathing suits, but I don’t like him (or her). At a recent party, I refused to shimmy into my wet suit one more time. The result: blissful skinny-dipping. Getting nude in the pool can be the perfect appetizer before the main course (on dry land, of course).

• Outdoor showers. A lot of beach houses come equipped with outdoor showers, which are my favorite. There’s nothing like getting squeaky clean in the fresh air under the sun. Take a relaxing shower together outside before getting down and dirty.

• Hot tubs. Hot tubs are great for relaxing the muscles and clearing the mind. They can get a little hot in there, though, so hop in with your mate and save the fooling around for when the temps get too hot to handle.

• Ice cubes. If you need to kick it old-school because you’re sweltering in an apartment in the city, just get out some ice cubes for some afternoon cool off and play. Take turns rubbing each other down with refreshing ice cubes, and make sure to lick up all the melted water you leave along the way.